The whole series is here:
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmer-part-1.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmes-part-2.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmes-part-3.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmer-part-4.html
When that code that I have not tested in development works perfect in production:
When the commercials announce to the developers what they have sold to the customer
When I apply a new CSS for the first time
When the sysadmin finally gives us access to root:
When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development:
When I go on the weekend while everyone is still trying to fix bugs:
When the boss is looking for someone to correct a difficult and urgent bug :
When the application goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive:
When the new hire proposes to add a new feature to the project:
When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon:
When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline:
When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours for having forgotten a semicolon:
When the project manager jumps on my screen by storm:
When the client tries to click on the wireframes:
When what was running on Friday no longer works on Monday:
When the customer wants to change specifications 2 days before the go live in production
When I have to do a development without specifications
When I deliver a development of a code that has no comments
When I listen to business trying to sell the project to the customer
When the project manager enters the workroom
When my script finally worked
When a colleague tells me that the test "are for those who can not program":
When I am asked to resume the development of an intern::
When I am told that my program has crashed in production
When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
When I am asked to do a redesign
When the customer limits himself to describing the error as "does not work"
When I get to replace the 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines:
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