Situations in the life of a programmer (part 1)

I have been rolling on the floor laughing with this post http://helektron.com/situaciones-en-la-vida-de-un-programador/, so with the kind permission of its author I will publish an English version (thank you google translate). The whole series is here:
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmer-part-1.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmes-part-2.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmes-part-3.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmer-part-4.html


When a colleague discovered one of my Easter eggs in the project:



When I read a white paper written by the marketing team:


When my web page passes W3C validation :


When the new hire proposes to change the database:


When my SQL query with 17 joins and 23 where clauses returns nothing:


When I have to make a demo for a customer: